Just pretend I have a super hero cape on in my foto, Ok?

I had a lot of adventures today! I am such a super brave kitty, as well as mean and scary. Oh and Cute. But me being cute goes without saying. Anyway, it all started about 4 in the morning. I was going to be nice and let the She and He sleep in to 6:30 today but something happened to disturb their napping. Bed Monsters! Now I don't know if you have ever had to fend off bed monsters but they are viscous and they will hurt your servants if you don't stay on your toes to bite and kill them dead. Sometimes you have to kick them too.
I saw it first outta the corner of my eye at the foot of the bed. The green soft blanket started moving. I had spent one whole tough day training the She, and I was not going to let anything set back my work. So I did what any good brave super kitty would do. I pounced with all my claws out and grabbed the first bed monster in my teeth real good! The she woke up with a loud "Ow!" So I knew there had to be more then one and maybe they were hurtin' her now. So I pounced on another, and wrestled it real good. I could feel it trying to escape. Finally, it went away and all was still and the She was laughing. She must of been extremely happy to have such a good mistress watching over her. I hope the bed monster didn't hurt She too much, she complained some later in the morning about all the scratches on her feet.

Later after 1st breakfast I wanted to go out so when the She went out to see what the neighbor was doing, I went out too. But when I turned back, the She had already gone inside and closed the door! It was very noisy outside and very scary! Perhaps the She had gotten scared and ran inside to hide, I don't blame her, only the bravest should ever go Out. And I'm brave but prolly not the bravest yet. So I hid under the stairs. After about eleventy gazillian seconds (that's a minute or two to the servants) The She kinda got real brave to and came back out. She said "Oh no! I hope the meatball didn't runaway!"
I Meowed "She I'm right hear! I'm not going to abandon you to the bed monsters, don't be scared!"
So she got down on the ground and helped me out from under the stairs. "there you are Freya!"
I gave her lots of purrs to make her feel safe and happy and we went back IN together.

So I know the She was kinda traumatized today, I thought I would be nice and not bother her while she showered so I wanted to get my own 2nd breakfast and not pester her. Well, the SHE was NOT pleased to find me in the kitchen trash can, even though I had very skillfully jumped in without knocking anything over. I was only trying to be considerate and you know what she did? She squirted me with water!!! That's why I was miffed earlier. I don't know what got into her, but I figured I would teach her a lesson by ignoring her for a while. The she is a very clingy creature that constantly needs my attention, so I withheld it as punishment. Maybe she will think twice next time.

Well, the She miss behaved again. The she had to Work today, so she put me in the bathroom with the door closed. "That should keep you out of trouble while I'm gone." She said.
"Gone!" I yelled. "I did not give you permission to be gone!" I yelled for it to let me out, but She ignored me. Good thing She's aren't very smart. I showed her by disappearing out of the bathroom lickety split! When she came to check up on me she had no idea where I was. I think She even got scared a little. Where could I, super kitty, be hiding? She looked everywhere. She found me napping in the bedroom. Ha! I bet she never figures out how I squeezed under the door! So, she gave up trying to imprison me and I have gained FULL access to the house.

I am so clever.

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