Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Meow! Welcome to my lair.

Taking over the world, Day 1.

Hurrah! My plan was a success. Mom was right---humans ARE so easy. A little purring, a tail flick, a pathetic look at how innocent, cold and hungry plea, and wham! Step number one of my plan to take over the world is now checked off on my list. I have successfully wormed my way into a human home where soon, I will have my first two servants brainwashed and at my beck and call while I set up my center of operations.

I have lucked out for the most part. I have caged dinner in the living room, If I could figure out how to get into that cage with the oversized chirp-chirps, a ready supply of what appears to be t-u-n-a in some kind of sauce that is pretty good, and plenty of places to catch up on my beauty sleep (after all, my beauty sleep is important. My slaves need to know how beautiful I am.) However, there is one problem. There is a woof who resides here. Mom always said that though woofs are dumb, that they are mean and are always trying to rebel against the rightful rulers of the earth, felines. I will have to take care of this woof with any means possible. I tried hissing and growling and the woof stared at me dumbly and went back to chewing on it's dead hedgehog. Dumb woof, doesn't it know that it's dead? Its no fun to play with something already dead for crying out loud!

wait....Is that...a string.....?

until next time......

6 comments:

Mia and Ghost said...

Hi, Lil' One - we have a woof problem too that we are working on. Good luck with yours & welcome to blogging world.

Yuri said...

Hi L'il one! Welcome to the cat-o-sphere! I like your attitude already.

Lil' One said...

Wohoo! (does the sideways spider dance) I'm famous now! I must be really scary now :-)

Petey said...

You go girl. Put that woofie in its place.

Ariel said...

Thanks for the good Advice and stopping by my blog. Your an adorable kitty drop by my blog anytime.

DaisyMae Maus said...

Disregard my previous post ... I was having typing problems. Mom recently clipped my claws with the snappy clippers and my typing is all out-of-whack!

Be careful with killing off your woof. Mom told me that if I killed it, I had to eat all of it. Your woof looks pretty large ... more than one meal, at least. You might need help in the eating department.
DaisyMae Maus