Freya, The Little Cat (And furends, mom made me put this)

2007-02-01T12:39:00.001-08:00

Freya here....

All the babie rattens are getting bigger. Mommy had to biggify thier cage cause they needed room to run around and play. Loretta has 3 rattems too, but they are still blind. They were hiding in this picture. Mommy says some will be sold and some will be given to the snakes. The mean bitters are the ones that end up as food usually. The man is the one who breeds um for his snake collection. I think they really make me hungry. I wanna nibble...

Sasha Here

2007-01-28T17:45:00.000-08:00

Mom, I know you don't believe me but I was framed. It was the cat. She was the one the tore the big hole in you bag of dirt and got dirt all over the living room. Even though you saw my paw prints, it wasnt me! Ahem....

Well really I need to report on the snow, as Freya is way to busy hiding in a paper bag right now to blog, I thought I would get on and plead my case and give the weather report.

We gots lots of fluffy white snow today and it's fun to romp in! Too bad the cat is missing out.

Freya: Fank Goodness I'm Feline Friday

2007-01-26T07:18:00.000-08:00

I fink I will tell you the people words I know as I am a smart lil cat and I gots a good vocabulary.

1) Who wants Treats? (Me and the woof an my brufer knows this one)
2) Food
3) Want some water? (Me and the woof knows this)
4) Tuna (I loves this, I gets the water)
5) Freya (hehe hehe thats my name!)
6) FREYA!
7) Freya?
8) Freya NO!
9) Game (Mommy says this when she is going to play the lazer dot game)
10) Want to go outside? (I jump in moms arms and lets her hold me without struggle cause this means she will walk me outside)
11)No toys In the bedroom! (Hehehe I knows what it means but I still brings them in efury night)
12) Go Potty---(Usually folloed by Good Kitty!)
13) Lets go to bed Freya-- (I usually says this to mommy if she is late going to bed)
14) Go get your toys, Freya
(Mommy says this when she wants to play catch wiff me. The woof knows this one too)

This is Freya...

2007-01-21T08:35:00.000-08:00

I haff to make sum changes to the blog today, mommy says socause the ofurs are gettin jeolous. I haff to let my furend the woof post and my brofur Snuggles, Ghetto the evil one all wanna post so's I haff to add them as contributors.

Speaking of Jeolous ya'll know how mad I gets when the woof gets to go outside, well mommy let me touch snow this morning! :) She carried me outside and set me down a moment and I put my paw in the snow. She then took me back in. I like snow!

Mommy Said...

2007-01-20T07:21:00.000-08:00

No toys in the bedroom, so's I put them all in her shoe! He he he he. Oh, I put one in the closset too and I put one in the bedroom too just for good measure. Mommy says I was a busy kitty last night.

Sasha update! And Formally Ferel Friday

2007-01-12T07:37:00.000-08:00

Hi freya here. Mommy says Sasha seems to be doin' better. All your purrs and prayers must be helping! She may be coming home tomorrow. I can't wait. I'm gonna wrastle her up reel good when she gets here!

Mom wanted to do a formally ferel friday today wiff a cat who came before so she gave me a pikture to use and told me the story of Munchkin. (thats him below) He's been dead a long time btw.

This is Munchkin. Mommy didn't know him a long time although mommy says this is her favorite cat of all time (I put the bitey on her for saying that) He was a ferel a llllllong time ago before mommy had come to know him. I guess her step-dad founded him in a dumpster as a kitten. Who would put a kitten in a dumpster? Anyway this was a long time before mommy even know her step-daddy. When mommys mommy married her step dad they came to live with him. He had 3 cats. Munchkin was the youngest one at 15 years old. Anyway mommy and munchkin were best furends right away. They stuck togefur like glue. When mommy was sick he would never leaf her side. When mommy broked her back, he stayed and watched even though he was scared when the paramedics came and guarded ofur her. He loved to sleep under the covers by mommy's legs and would tickle her all night wiff his whiskers and wet nose. He snored too. I guess when you get old you tend to snore a lot. And he rumbled when he purred, always purring. Mommy calls him the angel cat. Anyway about 5 years later he was curled on her bed and he wouldn't move. He was still breafin and all but he jsut wouldnt wake up or move. Mommy got real scared and they took him to the doktor. They made mommy wait out in the car and came back wiffout munchkin. they told her he had been put to sleep, and that he was gone now. Mommy hated them for a while and she really missed munchin a lot and would dream about him for years. Mommy still misses him sumtimes.

Anyway, thats Munchin's story...a cat that came before.

Mommy am I a cannibal?

2007-01-11T05:42:00.000-08:00

Mommy. I fink i am a cannibal. I just wanna eat them. I know it's wrong to eat kittens but.....I haff this urge....

Thursday Thirteen Freya Style

2007-01-11T05:26:00.000-08:00

Hellos A quick word about my best furend first---mom hasnt called the vet yet but at 8 she can. I wish it were 8 right now.

mine thursday thirteen

I stick my tounge out a wittle when I am really happy
I hate baths but I love turning over the woof's water dish and getting water all ofur the kitchen floor. I do this eferyday, once at least.
I drink water wiff my paws.
Usually I won't let anyone pet me without a sacrifice of blood. Of course I am nice sometimes too and get into sweet mode. But I ain't no pansy lay around cat!
I like to make mommy's bed time an adventure by racing to the bed first and putting the bitey and claws to anything that attemps to get on the bed, especially mommy. This makes me purr.
I like to eat spider plants but ignore the cat grass.
My favorite toy right now is a sparkly puff ball.
I haff some pink paw pads and some black paw pads
My favorite spots to sleep are wiff the woof my best furend, on top of the couch, the my chair, and wiff mommy.
I like to attack afghans that are on the couch. I will dive under them and mess them all up so the man has to keep fixing them. Same fing with couch pillows.
I am fury good at catching crickets but not so good at catching flies and moths.
I get mad when the woof gets to go out and I am not allowed. It is the only time I want to go out and I will yowl and yowl and claw the doors and windows to go out wiff my best furend. I even stomp my feets having a tempter tantrum----efury time the woof goes out.
I like to talk a lot. Mom talks to me and I tell her about my day. She says I'm a talker. I tell her efurthing!
And one more just fur kicks---- tuna water, ham and chick chick is purrty good but I love pasta more then anyfing!

This is me Freya, Attack Tabby on Duty

2007-01-10T19:47:00.000-08:00

hellos this is me freyas. While the woof my best friend is outta commision fur a bit I haff decided to take ofur the guarding and attacking responispilities. I will patrol tha windows and keep a sharp lookout fur moths and any intruders.
An if that don't scare them offs, I will bring out my massive claws of death! Mommy was scared to take my picture and good thing too becuase she got good and close and I swatted her good!
Just because they look soft and innocent............doesn't mean they are! Again, they are mass destruction when employed!
And then I haff my kickers. I am good with theese too. Mom was riskin her life to get this close when I am in attack tabby mode.

Don't say you haven't been warned!

O and mommy has an important brofur question! She hasnt efur had buns beefore (I guess thats what they call cats with big ears these days) and she wants to know if boy buns need to be fixed (whatnever that means) also mommy got him a litter pan and is trying to teach him to use the litter box (I guess Snuggles is not as smart as me as I learned the first time) all he wants to do is sleep in it or turn it over and play wiff it. Also he likes to turn ofur his food dish. Mommy wants to know how to train my brofur so that he doesnt leave turds all ofur the house when he is out playing. Fanks if you haff any suggestions.

A very serious post....

2007-01-10T12:17:00.000-08:00

This is Freya's Mom here....

for any of you praying folks out there, please send good thoughts for Sasha the dog. Last night we thought she was dieing. She is very sick. She is the best dog anyone could ever hope to have met. We will keep you updated as we hear anything.

And pray for Freya as well, as Sasha trully is the love of her life. They adore each other and I am worried Sashas absence is affecting her.

My brofur playing

2007-01-09T07:34:00.000-08:00

Me and my brofur and my best furend the woof playing. We get along purrty good.
My brofur chassed me up the couch and onto mommy's project.

Here is my brofur playing with the woof.

Mommoy has a hard time getting pictures cause he's always running all ovefur the place!

BTW, mommy says that tomorrow is bath day fur evfurbody, even the cat!!!!

I don't think I like the sound of that! :(

Tabby Tuesday

2007-01-09T07:24:00.000-08:00

Not tummy tuesday!!! I will NOT show off my tummy :)

Mommy is sick!

2007-01-05T16:42:00.000-08:00

Mommy had to go to the doktor last night because she was vury sick but she is at home now and I am making her stay still by sitting on her lots today.

I am doing this by sleeping on her feets. This should make her feel better soon.

Also, an up date on sassy's kittens. They haff opened thier eyes and are roaming around a little bit now. All 12 of them, they are so cute! here is one mommy took out to take a picture of.

Hello efurbody! more on my new brofur.

2007-01-02T07:36:00.000-08:00

Sorry I couldn't make the party, but things were really busy here......I was called on duty as bug catcher.....I hope I get paid time and a half catnip holiday pay! Anywho I was askin my best furend what she thought about my brofur,

And she didn't say much, she was like, "Well it's just another cat Freya" The woof, MY fruend, was even cought playing NICE with my brofur. NO NO bad woof! You pay attention only TO ME!

To make matters worse, mommy, MY MOMMY FIRST! has been spoiling my brufer. SEE? Look at all the toys.

Someone aught to bat and bite those frootbat ears of his.

Mommy, can't you see he is jsut using you? Do you fink he would faithfully protect you from bed monsters and crickets?

What kinda cat freaking eats veggies anyway? BLEH! Even the woof won't touch that stuff.

O, efurthing is so exciting!

2006-12-30T14:52:00.000-08:00

Hello efurbodys!

I haff lots o news-

First, mommy put together a new kind of litter box fur me. It's big and it has a door that only I can fit thru and not the woof. Mommy says its to give me more privacy and the man says its to keep all the rocks where it belongs. Mommy was real proud of me that I learned to go thru the little door myself right away. How cool is that? a little door just for me! Now if they would make a door like that to nonoyoucantgooutside, efurthing would be purrfect!

Then, last night som stranger was nonoyoucantgooutside, right under the bay window! I made lots of noices to let my mommy know that a bad cat was outside by hissing and yowling and beating against the window. Mommy went outside and chased the bad cat away. HISSSS!!!!!! Bad cat!

O, and I got to help catch loose crikets today aftur the man fed the lizards and snakes. The man had to put a new cover on one cage because I jumped on it and it broked. I wanst trying to get in, I promise!

O and the biggest news of all, is that I have a brofur! The man brought him home just a while ago. The man says he is a rescue. His name is snuggles and I fink he is a funny lookin' cat, but I haff to be nice anyway cause he is now my bofur. Anyway here is a piktur of the man holding my brofur.

I told you he was funny lookin'.

SantyClaws

2006-12-25T07:11:00.000-08:00

Santy claws was here, santy claws was here!!!!!

an I guess he is a nip head because guess what I gots? NIP!!!!!!! I gots nip and toys!

And me and my mommy have been practicin' my amizing new tallent of catchin' toys in mid air. Mommy says she wants to get it on video sos that we can shows ya all but I never cooperate that well when the camera is in hand. I like it when mommy tosses the toys into the air as I really like to jump. It's a fun game.

What didja all get fur cristmouse?

Merry Christmouse!!!

2006-12-23T07:52:00.000-08:00

Hi Freya the cat here just wishing all you kitties out there a good one and hopefully you will get lots of new toys, lazer dots and bows to play wif. Me.....I luv my toys and stuff but I want to say that the best gift I could efur have recieved was already given to me this year because I found me a good home wiff a mom and the man and lots of friends and kibbles. So snuggle up lots this year wiff your families to let em know how fankful you all are. I may even let Mom pet me while I sit in her lap today wiffout biting her!

Freya, signing out.

Little babie kittens!!!!

2006-12-20T08:28:00.000-08:00

Mooooooooommmmm!! LOOOOOK!!!! I was checkin furbody out this mornin and lookie! Kittens!!!!!! Sassy had kittens!!!!!!! Mommmmmmy can I keep em?

Mom? Can I have kittens toooo?

Mom: No Freya. You can't have any kittens.

But Mom!!!!!! I want kittens!

Mom: Look, a ball! (throws ball)

Hey thats not fair...Im not going to be so easily distracted...oh ok.....

Mom???MOM????MOM!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-18T17:01:00.000-08:00

*Wailing giant tears* MOOOOOMMMMMY!!!

Mommy why did you go away? *crying* was I a bad kittty?! are you mad at me????
your packs are not put away in the closet yet, are you leaving again??? *cries* mom never go away again, I promise to be a good kitty!!! *sniffs*
*purr purr purr* I promise to be real good! the sitters were nice an all but I want YOU mommy. I was real scared, thought you and the man were leaving me for good!

The mystery boxes

2006-12-13T12:38:00.000-08:00

Mom keeps getting boxes of all sizes from NONOYOUCANTGOOUTSIDE.
It seems like they are arriving daily. Usually filled with guts. Mom usually takes the guts out and puts them under the toy tree, and then and only then are the boxes useful. This box, which arrived yesterday was filled with pointy stick guts, and when removed was finally sit ready.

Hahahaha! Purfect!

2006-12-10T15:30:00.000-08:00

Hi efurbody!

2006-12-09T16:29:00.000-08:00

My mommy has an important question about eating stuff. She got kinda mad at me too saying it could be bad fur me and all that but I think it tastes good. So can you tell my mom whether or not spider plants and african violets are bad for me? I just like to pick off the leaves of the violets cause they are fuzzy. Mom isn't amused by that but I have been eating the spider plant and have unpotted it too. She is such a worry wort sometimes. I feel fine and stuff!

thanks Freya, the super gardner mega cat

Hello and welcome to cat entertainment theater

2006-12-04T07:34:00.000-08:00

Hello loyal servants, friends and worshipers. Today I would like to present a little slide show for your entertainment entitled "Cat Entertainment Theater" But before we begin, lets discus rules. There is only 1 rule.
Nobody but me gets to sit in the MY CHAIR. Got it?
Ok, Now we may begin. Enjoy. I think they slides speak for themselves.

I hope you have enjoyed today's presentation.....

Signing out, Freya the Goddess.

Ok whats wrong with this picture?

2006-10-21T11:49:00.000-07:00

Hey how come the pet man gets yummies?

Ghetto

2006-10-21T11:41:00.000-07:00

this is the picktur of the evil one. She is being spoilt. Mom, don't you know she's bad?

I HATE mom right now.

2006-10-21T10:00:00.000-07:00

I HATE the box of doom.

I HATE the big machine.

I HATE the VET.

HISSSSS!

Formaly Feral Friday

2006-10-20T08:17:00.000-07:00

Here's my pictur. I don't have a big sad story like KC does so's I think she is more deservin' of the spot light. http://missyblueeyes.blogspot.com/ but anywho, I pretty much picked out my mom. Although i wasnt too happy with goin' home wiff her at first, it took me a coupld days to adjust. I was livin in a shrub, wiff lots of other other kitties and some of us played in old cars parked there. I was fury curious and came out to see if the strange lady (my mom) was gonna give us some food. Maybe some pasta or sumfin. Well, she grabbed me up right quick and all da cats scatteredback to thier hidy places. Thas muh story.

In the month i've been here, mom says I've eatten 7lbs of purrena kitten chow kibbles and five stinky goodness things, some skraps (I luv pasta!) some dog kibbles (heehee) an some tweets, i also stole dog tweets too.

Turd Thursday?

2006-10-19T09:05:00.000-07:00

Mom says thats gross an I can't do a turd thursday on my blog. What a stick in the mud! Ok, so I'll just take a nap instead.

The Bug Report

2006-10-18T10:50:00.000-07:00

This just in.

I found a cricket in the litter room when I went to get a sock from the basket.
I cornered it by the bathtub and picked it up in my mouth. Tehn I took it to the living room and I furgot where I put it.

If anyone should happen to find it, notify me imedeatly, it's mine.

My first movie!

2006-10-18T08:43:00.000-07:00

I can't figure out how to put the movie right in the post. so yous gonna haff to just click on the linky to it. Its a wittle dark, cause its my first movie an all, but it's me playing wiff the woof.

http://s50.photobucket.com/albums/f310/freehiker26/?action=view¤t=PICT2085.flv

Sumfin Serious

2006-10-18T07:54:00.000-07:00

Ok you alls, I need to discuss sumfin serious here. In the wee wee hours of the morning, like before the fevers even start chirping, my mom and the He wre actin' very goofy! They were wrastlin, and runnin' around and trhowin stuff at each ofur like pilliows and laughin. Sos I gots a little concerned and after they finially went to the bedroom to sleep, AND THEY CLOSED THE DOOR! I went on an investigashun.
I found some odd stuff....An empty box, and worst, I found this!!!

Catnip seeds.

I'm taggin' it as evidance. I fink my Mom is under the influence and the He is a very bad influnece. He might be her dealer, who knows? Anywho, I finks I need to set up an intervenshun, before the cops find out. My mom is a nip head!!! O, no! Whats am I going to do? I dont wanna haff to turn mom in :(.

Oh and when KC was sleeping....

2006-10-17T08:23:00.000-07:00

I went and stole KC's Paw! http://missyblueeyes.blogspot.com/2006/10/12-weeks-with-little-kc.html

Shhhhhhh...Don't tell, she might not notice!

Here's me.

2006-10-17T08:21:00.000-07:00

I'm cute. You can't deny it.

Where's the cat, episode 2

2006-10-17T08:19:00.000-07:00

Reach in for a cold one, I dare ya!

The Nap

2006-10-17T08:18:00.000-07:00

It's Tummy Tuesday!!!

2006-10-17T08:17:00.000-07:00

And here is my tummy. I was putting the bity on mom!

Eye have a question! O, and a cunfession.

2006-10-16T17:40:00.000-07:00

O, sometimes I's gets a little cunfused at times. Could someones please tell me whats a meezer?

ok, thats my question. I hopes someone can answer that fur me.

Now i have a cunfession. Its a big one. And no I's not in trouble. I'm an angel cat. Being that it is ferel cat day i want to cunfess somethings to my humans and my pets (but not to the evil Ghetto, I still hates her and I wont share anyfing with her! Not Never!) Ok, where was I?

Ok, here goes. Two more days from now I will have lived with you for a month. It has been an odd thing fur me, to go furm living in the mud, and the leaves and the weedy shrub wiff so many ofurs bein' always hungry and wet from rain and cold from wind and scared at night with the bad big car machines and the barkin woofs and the big mean cats and the....

Whats was I meowing about agian? O, right. The cunfession.

I've learned what toys are, an what a witter box is and what a water bowl is and that kitten food has racing fuel in it and that some woofs arnt too bad....

And I haf learned that humans arnt bad neither. I guess what I am trying to meow is that I wuv you. Will you be my mommy? I knows that I have been a brat sumtimes, an that I scratch you up a lot, but I can't remember my own mommy anymore, and you keep me warm and give me cuddles when I want it and fresh water and you scoop the witter, and that for the first time in my whole entire life I am happy an I haf sumthing to always purr about.

Come home soon....mom...I'm waiting fer you to get home from work.

P.S. Pwease don't read the sappy part, that is fur the She only cause i's don't want you to see how sappy I am. Im a big mean strong takin' over the world kitten, K?

Its Time.

2006-10-15T09:55:00.000-07:00

Time to make the bed.

Wake Up.

2006-10-15T09:54:00.000-07:00

Wake up. Pet me.

2006-10-14T22:20:00.000-07:00

Ok this is fer Yuri cause I just now saw your post that you wanted to see the evil one.

P.s. Ghetto isnt really a headless freak, she is just a freak period. I dont know why blogger is cutting her head off. It wont load the picture right. anyone know why?

P.s again. If you click to biggify the headless freak you can see Ghetto whole.

Freya the lil cat chekin in

2006-10-14T21:20:00.000-07:00

I's trying to report a lot but I made the bad bo-bo of swithcing to the beta thingy and I can't log on much. I wish i could put the bity on it but SHE doesnt like me chewing on the cords. How else is it going to learn though, if you don't put the bity on it?

Ok so's you prolly want an update.

I'm about 13 or 14 weeks now and I've grown a lot! course I eat a lot, too so maybe that has sumthin to do with it. I can no longer squeeze under the door in the bathroom, thats how much I have growed!

I like to play with the Woof a lot, but the woof is sick and might have cancer. Waiting on mews from the doktor. games we play together- hide n' attack, wrestle tail, run over the Woof, and sometimes the woof picks me up and carries me around just to get me all covered in icky slime!

Then one day the He accidently dripped a big blob of salad dressing on my head! Oh my goodies that was not too funny but the SHE laughed a lot! Even though that happened I am liking the He more these days. Sometimes I even sleep near him, but only cause he is extra warm! I think that is why the She sleeps next to the He also.

I have been keeping myself very busy too. Last week I dumped 2 houseplants over onto the car pet. I am going to make it my goal to dump every last one of them! It may take me a while tho, some of the plants are pretty big. Bigger then me even!

I"ve gots new toys too, a krinkle ball that I was afraid of first, and a teaser wand which I wasnt quite afraid of at first but didnt want to touch at all, but now I love them! But of all the fun things I get to put the bity one and chase, the best is diving into the old soda pop box. Looking for mice in the He's clodhoppers can be entertaining for a while also.

I am wondering why though, that the She yelled at me 3 times yesterday when all I did was leap on her back to grab her pony tail?

Cat Nip Tea Party

2006-09-29T05:12:00.000-07:00

http://myserenitygarden.blogspot.com/2006/09/catnip-tea-party_27.html

All Kitties are invited, but SHE won't let me go, She says I'm too young yet to partake in those kinda acktivities.....HISS!

Whats Update

2006-09-28T18:36:00.000-07:00

Hellow loyal followers of my mighty and beaurtiful world takin' overing self!

Just thought I would say some update stuff. 1) I half been here over a week now and we feel like we have been together forever.
2) She didn't believe that the rats, particularly Ghetto, the evil one and my nemisis, is the one stealin' my toys and stuff! Well she found not one, but both her missin' garden gloves in thier hut, all chewed up and stuff, allong with some of my toys. Perhaps NOW she will listen to me!?
3) Sasha the Woof is no longer puking and not eatting. She has been feeding the woof carefully with boiled chick-chick (and I got some too!) and rice, yesterday morning the woof only barfed once.
4) We have a new feaver! Check it out.....Read the Lost Pigeon Saga http://girlgonegardening.blogspot.com/
5) I am not very good at catching flies. There are about ten zillion in the house and I haven't cought 1. She say's it's my job to catch them. I laughed in her face and attacked her yarn stash instead.
6) I am however very good at helping She out with bills, as I scatter them off the desk and put the bitey on them when theyfall on the floor!

I swear She, I'm just trying to hold hands!

2006-09-27T16:44:00.000-07:00

Nuthun sinister goin' on here.

Where's the Cat, episode 1

2006-09-27T06:28:00.000-07:00

silly beans......

He: Hey, Where's the Cat?

She: I don't know, around somewhere.

He: Where?

She: Freya was just here a few minutes ago begging.

He: Well, lets find her.

Well Duh, I'm right here.....

Tummy tuesday

2006-09-26T15:38:00.000-07:00

Go on, touch it. I dare you.

Things I did today.

2006-09-25T14:49:00.000-07:00

She says I am very naughty today, whatnever! I mean look at all that I have done today-- Not naughty at all!

1) I played bed monsters
2) I climbed the bedroom curtains
3) I made the red heat lamp fall off from the lizard cage by putting the bitey on the cord.
4)I jumped on she's head to get her up. My food dish was empty.
5) Begged and begged some more for Treats
6) I jumped up on the desk and stole my rabies tag. She looked all over for it and it was on my scratching/sitting/napping footstool.
7) Then I disappeared for a while by taking a nap under the sewing desk. I did not respond to calls.
8) I tried to put the bitey on a ferocious serpent.
9) I took another nap, again hiding.
10) I put the bitey on She's ankle.
11) I put the bitey on She's big toe.
12) Climbed up the brand new screen door that He and two He friends took 8 hours to figure out how to install. I wanted out.
13) I yowled and yowled. It wasn't fair! The woof and She were BOTH outside. I darted out a couple times.
14) I knocked over a plate.
15) I knocked over a beer.

Now I am just catching up on some sleep. I've got to recharge for later when I have to herd my She to bed so I can play bed monsters again.

Also, the woof may have to go to the doktor tomorrow if she doesn't quit barfing all over the place. The woof is not feeling good today. She had lots of stinky messes to scrub outta the carpet today. No food or water for woof for a while, that's what She said after calling the Doktor lady. I would put the bitey on She if she kept me from food and water! She says I eat like a horse, whatnever a horse is.

Leggy

2006-09-24T11:52:00.000-07:00

House chore snooperviser-- Hey She! It's time to vacuum!

She says I'm all legs. You think that's true?

Oh, and thank yous for visitin' my She's blog. She feels much better today! Purr, purr, purr....

We are very sad today

2006-09-23T12:50:00.000-07:00

My poor She. Now that I have gotten to know the She a bit more, I am thinkin of her less as a servent and more as a very nice friend. The She took me to the kitty doktor today for some shots and yuccky medicine. The Vet was very nice though and says I weight 3.9 lbs!

Then we and the guesst we had last night went for a very long drive all nover the place. She says we drove all nover two counties to try and find our guesst a home where she won't be kilt. I called her grumpy cat cause she and I didn't get a long. I wanted to put up a picture of grumpy cat but She says it is too sad of a picture and she won't help me work the click box thingy. Hiss! Maybe when She isn't so sad I can show you the picture. I knew She was very sad on the long way home so I didn't meow too much but I meowed just a little to let her know I was with her.

She put the story here:

http://girlgonegardening.blogspot.com/2006/09/not-so-great-saturday.html

The Games

2006-09-22T17:50:00.000-07:00

I discovered some new games.

Try these out at home. They are fun to play with your Its.

5 a.m. Pick your victim. Repeatedly over an over jump on it's back, shoulder, head with claws out. Do this until either they get up and give you crunches or lock you outta the room.

8 a.m. Run up and down the hall at a gazzillion miles per hour, especially if your It's are walking. Make sure to zip between their feets and see if they do not fall. This helps them practice their balancing' skills.

9 a.m. Snuggle time and Starring contest. Lay on She's chest and stair at it's eyes. When She catches on give her a minute of good starring but make sure to win the event by leaping at her face and making it blink!

These are just a few good games to occupy your Its if they are bored.

That is if they do not go to WORK all day and leave you alone. GRRRRRRRR.
I want my servants to come home right now as there is a corn-ado warning (what never that is?) I heard it on the radio they left on for me and the woof.

Just pretend I have a super hero cape on in my foto, Ok?

2006-09-21T16:37:00.000-07:00

I had a lot of adventures today! I am such a super brave kitty, as well as mean and scary. Oh and Cute. But me being cute goes without saying. Anyway, it all started about 4 in the morning. I was going to be nice and let the She and He sleep in to 6:30 today but something happened to disturb their napping. Bed Monsters! Now I don't know if you have ever had to fend off bed monsters but they are viscous and they will hurt your servants if you don't stay on your toes to bite and kill them dead. Sometimes you have to kick them too.
I saw it first outta the corner of my eye at the foot of the bed. The green soft blanket started moving. I had spent one whole tough day training the She, and I was not going to let anything set back my work. So I did what any good brave super kitty would do. I pounced with all my claws out and grabbed the first bed monster in my teeth real good! The she woke up with a loud "Ow!" So I knew there had to be more then one and maybe they were hurtin' her now. So I pounced on another, and wrestled it real good. I could feel it trying to escape. Finally, it went away and all was still and the She was laughing. She must of been extremely happy to have such a good mistress watching over her. I hope the bed monster didn't hurt She too much, she complained some later in the morning about all the scratches on her feet.

Later after 1st breakfast I wanted to go out so when the She went out to see what the neighbor was doing, I went out too. But when I turned back, the She had already gone inside and closed the door! It was very noisy outside and very scary! Perhaps the She had gotten scared and ran inside to hide, I don't blame her, only the bravest should ever go Out. And I'm brave but prolly not the bravest yet. So I hid under the stairs. After about eleventy gazillian seconds (that's a minute or two to the servants) The She kinda got real brave to and came back out. She said "Oh no! I hope the meatball didn't runaway!"
I Meowed "She I'm right hear! I'm not going to abandon you to the bed monsters, don't be scared!"
So she got down on the ground and helped me out from under the stairs. "there you are Freya!"
I gave her lots of purrs to make her feel safe and happy and we went back IN together.

So I know the She was kinda traumatized today, I thought I would be nice and not bother her while she showered so I wanted to get my own 2nd breakfast and not pester her. Well, the SHE was NOT pleased to find me in the kitchen trash can, even though I had very skillfully jumped in without knocking anything over. I was only trying to be considerate and you know what she did? She squirted me with water!!! That's why I was miffed earlier. I don't know what got into her, but I figured I would teach her a lesson by ignoring her for a while. The she is a very clingy creature that constantly needs my attention, so I withheld it as punishment. Maybe she will think twice next time.

Well, the She miss behaved again. The she had to Work today, so she put me in the bathroom with the door closed. "That should keep you out of trouble while I'm gone." She said.
"Gone!" I yelled. "I did not give you permission to be gone!" I yelled for it to let me out, but She ignored me. Good thing She's aren't very smart. I showed her by disappearing out of the bathroom lickety split! When she came to check up on me she had no idea where I was. I think She even got scared a little. Where could I, super kitty, be hiding? She looked everywhere. She found me napping in the bedroom. Ha! I bet she never figures out how I squeezed under the door! So, she gave up trying to imprison me and I have gained FULL access to the house.

I am so clever.

Purr.....
purr......
purr......

Miffed.

2006-09-21T06:05:00.000-07:00

So I'm just going to sulk. That'll teach em. Later, I'll kick sand all over the floor and chew up all thier shoe laces. I love revenge.

What I learned today---

2006-09-20T12:55:00.000-07:00

Killing the woof, one part at a time.....Die tail, Die!

1) Screaming at 6 in the morning over and over gets the She servant up and I get T-U-N-A and Shrimp yummies. The He just closes the door and goes back to sleep. Obviously it needs more training.

2) The she doesn't like me to poo-poo on the carpet. I get treats when I wee-wee in the box. I will have to use this to my advantage....

3) The woof is a wuss and a pushover. I take her crunches and her woof c-o-o-k-I-e-s away and she doesn't put up a fight. In fact I took over her whole woof food bowl and sat in it! HA! Take that you Woof! (I must of gotten scarier over night)

4)I like alfredo noodles but the She doesn't like me to jump into her plate on the counter.

5) If I wedge myself between the back of the computer chair and the She's back, with claws extended, I can get it's attention very fast! (Any nother kittens out there should take note of this)

6)servants are harder to kill then wrigglers. I tried my best to suffocate the She but I was not successful.

Edit: Please don't tell my servents this but I'm a little sad today. I miss all my brothers and sisters. I wonder if they also found warm lairs with T-U-N-A. I heard it was cold outside last night. It can get very cold when you are hungry living in a shrub. The She may be just a servent, but she is good for snuggles at least. Maybe I won't suffocate her tonight after all.

The Chirp Chirps

2006-09-20T12:45:00.000-07:00

Thats right, fatten up you chirp-chirps!

Meow! Welcome to my lair.

2006-09-19T17:56:00.000-07:00

Taking over the world, Day 1.

Hurrah! My plan was a success. Mom was right---humans ARE so easy. A little purring, a tail flick, a pathetic look at how innocent, cold and hungry plea, and wham! Step number one of my plan to take over the world is now checked off on my list. I have successfully wormed my way into a human home where soon, I will have my first two servants brainwashed and at my beck and call while I set up my center of operations.

I have lucked out for the most part. I have caged dinner in the living room, If I could figure out how to get into that cage with the oversized chirp-chirps, a ready supply of what appears to be t-u-n-a in some kind of sauce that is pretty good, and plenty of places to catch up on my beauty sleep (after all, my beauty sleep is important. My slaves need to know how beautiful I am.) However, there is one problem. There is a woof who resides here. Mom always said that though woofs are dumb, that they are mean and are always trying to rebel against the rightful rulers of the earth, felines. I will have to take care of this woof with any means possible. I tried hissing and growling and the woof stared at me dumbly and went back to chewing on it's dead hedgehog. Dumb woof, doesn't it know that it's dead? Its no fun to play with something already dead for crying out loud!

wait....Is that...a string.....?

until next time......